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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3vFG ... re=related - nota 8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w3evmb-z4Y&NR=1 - nota 10 (asta mi se pare geniala. cu cat o vad mai mult cu atit mai tare rad =))) )
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Asta e criminala :lol:
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DEPRESSED?
OVER WORKED?
JOB SUCK?
UNAPPRECIATED?
MONEY WORRIES?
Well here is a pill for you : FUKITOL ,1000mg

When life just blows....FUKITOL !
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HAHAHAH unele sunt chiar funny
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DEPRESSED?
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Well here is a pill for you : FUKITOL ,1000mg

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Criminala :))))))))))))))))))
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Suntem ceea ce gandim!
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1. Engleza pentru incepatori: (English for beginners)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei vrajitoare privesc trei ceasuri Swatch. Care vrajitoare priveste care ceas Swatch?
Si acum, in engleza:
... Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?



2. Engleza pentru avansati: (advanced English)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei vrajitoare transsexuale privesc trei butoane pe ceasuri Swatch Care vrajitoare transsexuala priveste care buton de ceas Swatch?
Si acum in engleza:
... Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?


3. Engleza pentru experti: (English for experts)
Traduceti in engleza:
... Trei curve vrajitoare elvetience care doresc sa fie curve vrajitoare transsexuale elvetience, vor sa priveasca trei butoane pe ceasuri elvetiene Swatch. Care curva vrajitoare elvetianca - care doreste sa fie curva vrajitoare transsexuale elvetianca - vrea sa priveasca care buton de ceas Swatch?
Traducerea in engleza:
... Three swiss witch-bitches, who wish to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch who wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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Stramosii nostri


Francezii au facut sapaturi arheologice si au gasit la 50 m adancime resturi de fire de cupru. Dupa ce au fost cercetate cu atentie de oamenii de stiinta, s-a tras concluzia ca stramosii francezilor, Galii, pusesera la punct o retea de telefonie subterana.

La aceasta neasteptata veste, nemtii, ca sa nu ramana mai prejos, au inceput si ei sa sape si pe la 70 m adancime au gasit niste resturi de sticla de unde, dupa alte cercetari, au ajuns la concluzia ca stramosii lor, Gotii, pusesera la punct o retea subterana de fibre optice..

Cerceta torii romani au inceput si ei sa sape, si cum pana la 250 m nu au gasit nimic, au ajuns la concluzia ca dacii comunicau wireless.
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